Crud Hut is a terrible restaurant envisioned by Gail.
Many facts are known about Crud Hut, and here they are for your vacation planning needs:
- Crud Hut only has one flavor of ice cream and that flavor is Cross-Country Windshield Scrapings.
- Crud Hut also has Cap'n Crunch Raw Chickenberries for the tots.
- Crud Hut has a customer loyalty punchcard plan where after you eat five lunches, they pee in your glovebox.
- Hipsters think Crud Hut is ironic, but in fact, it is just shit.
- Crud Hut has a complete breakfast menu of just British cereals and American chocolate.
- Crud Hut's slogan is PIZZA! PIZZA! They don't have pizza.
- One time at Crud Hut? A guy got a chicken nugget in his bowl of rats.
- The Happy Meals at Crud Hut are just sacks of prescription drugs.
- The official mascot of a Crud Hut is Lupus.
- On your birthday, the entire staff of Crud Hut comes to your table and re-enacts their favorite hilarious Geiko commercials.
- The Employee Training Manual at Crud Hut is just a bunch of episodes of Game of Thrones.
- At Crud Hut, if your clerk forgets to give you a reciept, you get a free side of ranch-flavored tanning lotion dippin' sauce.
- Crud Hut is a theme restaurant and the theme is Rob Schneider films.
- Crud Hut is a terrible restaurant, you guys.
- Lindy's WISHES it was Crud Hut.
- Evidently, Crud Hut has a car rental agency now.
- Never order weasel at a Crud Hut.
- They serve crappy dip at Crud Hut.
- Crud-Hut is now owned by Sizzler!
It should be noted that Gail Simone has NEVER recommended Crud Hut in any way she'll admit to.